r/vegan

Literally r/athiesm, but it's about vegan.

r/vegan user: I was socially exiled after spending hours telling everyone whos not vegan(literally hitlers!!!) I'm a vegan
Rationale user: Good.

Vegan Bacon

Really fucking good. Totally real. Fuck you chris

This vegan bacon is amazing compared to yours

found the vegan

when you find the vegan lol

Mat: I'm vegan

Rose: I found the vegan

vegan cheese

Semen. Make sure you spit.

Make sure you don't swallow that vegan cheese!

Soccer Vegan

A soccer player that purposely and willingly flops or drops to the ground, "eats grass", and therefore becomes a soccer vegan. The goal of a soccer vegan is to gain the attention of the ref and draw a foul. Usually but not always, true soccer vegans will perform a rather theatrical performance while falling to the ground, sometimes leaning towards ridiculous behavior.

Fan 1: Man, that guy is a total soccer vegan!
Fan 2: Yea, it's a shame that soccer today is now becoming filled with soccer vegans instead of actual soccer players.
Fan 1: Well at least we still have soccer players!

vegan steakhouse

Something irrational, contradictory, or illogical. Directly connotates idiocy in demanding someone cater to you because you live a specific lifestyle, I.e. vegan.

Chad ordered a diet soda to go with his three double cheeseburgers and large fries. I told him next time he should eat at a vegan steakhouse.

Tom tried to explain to Jerry that owning a Prius is like eating at a vegan steakhouse.

sugar vegan

Slang term used to call someone with diabetes

Moe isn't injecting heroine hes injecting insulin hes a sugar vegan