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A bastard who wont eat anything that has ever mooved, or even drink goddamn real milk, im sure milking a cow hurts so much, and if these guys went back in time 100 years, they wouldnt live 3 days.
Vegan Bastard: If the human race was all like me, I wouldnt be here to tell you why im a bastard
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A vegan is another way of calling someone gay
Hey bro you wanna get some steak?
Sorry man im a vegan
Oh I didnt know you were gay.
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Literally r/athiesm, but it's about vegan.
r/vegan user: I was socially exiled after spending hours telling everyone whos not vegan(literally hitlers!!!) I'm a vegan
Rationale user: Good.
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Really fucking good. Totally real. Fuck you chris
This vegan bacon is amazing compared to yours
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Mat: I'm vegan
Rose: I found the vegan
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A soccer player that purposely and willingly flops or drops to the ground, "eats grass", and therefore becomes a soccer vegan. The goal of a soccer vegan is to gain the attention of the ref and draw a foul. Usually but not always, true soccer vegans will perform a rather theatrical performance while falling to the ground, sometimes leaning towards ridiculous behavior.
Fan 1: Man, that guy is a total soccer vegan!
Fan 2: Yea, it's a shame that soccer today is now becoming filled with soccer vegans instead of actual soccer players.
Fan 1: Well at least we still have soccer players!
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