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Dick war

The term for wanting you and a pal to whip out your dicks and start having a light sabor battle resulting in the two of them getting softish

I want to have a dick war with you and clank my softish cock against yours...can we?

by courtnaenae hinchie March 29, 2020


dork war

Any odd competition that is only cared about by the competitors.

"Bill & Mike are battling at Pokemon today!" "Yeah, it's quite the dork war."

by jiaco August 25, 2015


Stroke Wars

A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.

Me and the bros had stroke wars last night. I won.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019


Consle wars

Why the fuck do 9 year olds compare which is better or not I mean they have like the same controls you guys are stupid

Person: EWWWWWW YOU LIKE GAYSTAION
Other person: consle wars is over kid

by Ur_sus_lol_get_voted_out October 20, 2020


drawing war

one person starts with the piece of paper. they draw an object or person. then they pass it to the next person, who draws an object or person that 'beats' the object or person preceding it. the game continues in this manner until the players lose interest or a clear winner is determined. often played covertly in class.

dude, sweet drawing war game yesterday: started with rihanna, moved on to chris brown, then a rabid pitbull, then michael vick.

by shmee2295 May 14, 2009


sammie war

When divers pull out their sammies in a "duel position" , and start slapping each other, seeing who will give up first. See sammie slap.

Theo and Matt are having another sammie war.

by Creepy Coach March 1, 2009


Nerf War

A battle between ideologues on futurism

There has basically been a nerf war going on between the bankers and developers on what the market place will be for cryptocurrency.

by Shed_Light September 26, 2018