bye week hell

what a fantasy football manager experiences when one or more significant players has a bye and that lack of points screws your team that week

-Dammit, Turner and Portis have byes this week, what do I do?

-No idea, sounds like you're in bye week hell.

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2 Week Rule

A rule dictating that a man must wait at least two weeks after a woman gets out of a long relationship to ask her out.

I'm really glad she broke up with that dude, and I want to ask her out, but I should obey the 2 week rule and wait.

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National kiss week

A week where it's all about kissing. September 1st through the 7th is a time to live the best life kiss all the boys/girls you want without getting called a hoe

Me:Hey bro did you hear what's coming up
Bro: no bro, what is it
Me: NATIONAL KISS WEEK!! Kiss all the girls you want

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Femboy transformation week

Starting on April 18th all the way to the 24th you have to become a Femboy. Not doing so will give all Femboy's in the world permission to do whatever they want to you.

Girl 1: Hey babe its Femboy transformation week.
Guy 1: ... Ugh... *Puts on thigh highs*

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Three Week Load

When you have been so busy, you don't masturbate for three weeks, then blow it in a girl's mouth and call her TWL for the rest of the semester.

I busted a TWL all up in that girl's throat last night

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candy ass week

The week after Halloween where you have so much candy you have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a week.

We're gonna have ourselves a candy ass week.

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6 week rule

when a buddy is goin out with a chick and she dumps him you have to wait 6 weeks or untill he gives you the all clear.

bobby likes sarah, why doesnt he just ask her out? sarah went out with bobby's friend jim, so hes waiting for the 6 week rule to expire.

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