Weiner Count

The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.

Man! The Weiner Count is through the roof!

pants weiner

A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia

I had a pants weiner when I met him, so he probably doesn't even know if I'm a girl.

WEINER

Often mistaken for a typo.

And confused with the (not as amazing) wiener.
The "EI" spelling IS A THING!!!!
When in reference to

Thot guy from middle schools larger then average and perfectly shaped manly hood.

Weiner is spelled with the "EI".

To put emphasis on it's magnificence!!

Justin's WEINER is so nice It makes me wanna share it with my friends!

Weiner

Hot dog weiner.

"Buy the weiners from the restraunt"

Weiner

slang for cigarette

Bro do you have a spare Weiner, I need to blow of steam

weiner

a long sausage that in put in two peices of bread
sometimes used to discribe a willy

wow thats a well cooked weiner

Weiner

Is means Weiner

The man:Stop littering,Weiner?
Evil dude: What? So I can save the turtles? Hell nah, I’m still gon litter bitch