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The rear end of a public transit bus which sticks out into traffic when it stops for passengers, thus rendering cars unable to pass.
"I hate driving in that lane, you get bus butt the whole way!"
"I am going to miss the next light because of this bus butt"
Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.
You: You remember Sean Wong?
Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!
You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.
Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*
a person who likes to fuck buses, and mod's stolen content buses and gets called out
YOU MODDED JASONS VISION? YOU bus fag
A person who rides the city bus for the expressed purpose of flirting with the bus driver.
That bus bunny rides the bus all day.
An integral part of your computer (or any other piece of equiptment) which can randomly malfunction, causing a variety of issues and complaints, but which will then work the next day and/or the minute a tech looks at it. This allows the tech to take credit for fixing your computer, when in reality they have NFI what was wrong with it in the first place or how they got it to work.
Also used to appease or confuse technology-challenged users who demand to know what broke (even though they won't understand what you tell them).
-Tech pokes monitor, computer boots up-
Tech: Your computer's all fixed, ma'am.
Lady: Oh, that's lovely. Did you figure out the problem?
Tech: Uh, yeah... You see, your, uh, NFI bus wasn't interfacing properly with the-
Lady: Wow, that sounds complicated! Thanks for all your hard work, I'm surprised you could get it done so fast!
A women that is very tall and has a flat ass.
Bob: Oh man, look at that bus ass.
Bill: Take one for the team Bob.
Bus syndrome is a condition where you can only get on a number one bus. You cannot laugh or smile and can have no emotion in your voice. You stare blankely at everyone and feel pain anytime someone touches you. If someone clicks in front of your face it could be fatal!
"Oh look, that poor girl has bus syndrome!"