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When your girlfriend has diarrhea you get her upside down and procide to have anal sex, when you are both about to climax you take your cock out of her ass and she begins to squirt the diarrhea over herself while you are cumming on her and you, then you begin to lick the diarrhea and cum off of each other.
Dave: I heard Paul gave Stacy and alaskan oil rush.
Richard: Yeah I saw them both coming out of there room, they looked pretty messy.
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Anything that is simultaneously meaningless, contemptible, and repellent.
"Brittney's new record is about as interesting as Rush Limbaugh's nipples."
"Watching your dog puke reminds me of Rush Limbaugh's nipples."
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THE ACT OF GOING ASS TO MOUTH ON UR LOVER, THEN UNAWARE AS HE/SHE KISSES U SPITTING A PIECE OF CORN IN UR MOUTH.
COACH SIMMS DID THE TENNESSEE GOLD RUSH ON MRS. CLARK BEFORE THE PEP RALLY.
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a love drug that rushes up your body, because your so deeply in love.
dang man, she got me adrenaline rushed.
adrenaline rush like whoo, cant explain wat i wanna do to ya, i need some vegtable stew, cuz shawty got me feelin weak
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When you haven't eaten a meal, or eaten for a while, you crave whatever is put in front of you, and moving onto your refrigerator and pantry.
Person 1: Dude, I had such a bad food adrenaline rush yesterday.
Person 2: Wow, how much did you eat? Like a whole horse?
A boyband from Nick that is actually pretty talented. It consists of four super attractive guys; Carlos Pena jr. Logan Henderson, James Maslow and Kendall Schmidt. They have two albums (BTR and Elevate). Their most famous songs are Boyfriend, Music Sounds Better With U and the song Big Time Rush.
Big Time Rush: Four Hockey players from Minnesota that love to sing. Its a Rusher thing
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A boring but yet addictive show showing a group of rookie miners trying to make money by mining gold in Alaska. The main character is Jack Hoffman. He always seems to have enough money to last another week, but yet never gets paid by discovery channel. In season 1, the miners find a total of 15 ounces of gold and end up in debt. Season 2, the Quarts Creek group finds over 100 ounces but is still in debt. The funniest point in the show is when the Hoffman's discover that they didn't meet their 8 oz. quota again.
Will there be a season 3?
How much will discovery channel give them
this time?
Billy= Hey guys, how do those people on the show make money if they don't find any gold?
John= They get paid by discovery channel dude. They don't shit money out to pay for gas every day.
Your perfect life automatically becomes shit if you become an Gold Rush Alaska miner.
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