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william afton the most amazing murder of all time its sad that he died jk he came back because "HE ALWAYS COME BACK"
you: OMG IS THAT WILLIAM AFTON!?
someone: YEAH DUDE! HE'S THE MOST FAMOUS MURDER!
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A small state school in Virginia chosen by students who are too smart for JMU and Tech, but not quite preppy enough (or tool-ish enough, depending on your point of view) for UVA. W&M has a bad reputation for being strict and lacking good parties. It's true that the academics are sometimes intense, that Williamsburg isn't a college town, and that the frats are located on-campus because of a city ordinance. But with over 5000 college students living here, not to mention grad students, it's definitely easy to get alcohol or weed and to find good parties every weekend... it's college, there's always something to do. People who complain about the academics are just bitter because they thought they were the shit in high school, got rejected at the Ivys, and can't believe that W&M is telling them they aren't as smart as they think. People who complain that there's nothing to do on the weekends should transfer to UVA, where they can be snotballs without feeling bitter and out of place.
Hey everybody, quit bitching about William and Mary!! You chose to come here and you can choose to transfer.
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See "Throbin Williams"
When thinking of Robin Williams during a romantic situation in hopes of suppressing the penis but coming to a homosexual revelation when the erection worsens to the point of ejaculation.
"Oh god, I have a Throbin Williams. Uh oh, Spoogin Williams!"
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William Rehnquist, boss-judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.
Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist (Rehnquist, William), Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all blame.
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that dankness. what shmokers live for, die for, get high for! unh. parody on legit, real person with name "Hank Williams"
Person 1: yow homediddly. down to kick back with good ol', mr dank williams?
Person 2: you know I is. lightah!
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lead singer of The Academy Is....
WALKING SEX.
freaking hottest man ever.
his legs are AMAZINGGGGG.
i just want to get it on with him.
his legs are the best part of his body.
next is his voice <3
but he is just the most sexually attractive man i have ever seen in my life.
basically,
i want to screw william beckett.
REAL BADDDD.
amy: omg, william beckett is looking at you!!
me: he's not just looking at me, we're having eye sex. and with those legs, it's the best freaking eye sex i've ever had.
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The formal version of the age-old indication of intent to comply: "will do"
1. Hey, would you mind cleaning up that pile of vomit in the hallway?
- William Doolittle.
2. Dude, please stop sleeping with my girlfriend.
- William Q. Doolittle, Esq.
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