Rural Dictionary

Sugar Land

Most black kids at the local high school try to act hood, but if you live in Sugar Land you don;t know the definition of hood. the tall tees and baggy jorts with the $150 Jordans give away the fact that you don't live in the hood.

The rich preppy, spoiled white girls that want to get out of the bubble and away from the drama need to realize that once they are gone Sugar Land will be much more peaceful and easier for the average girl that can't afford designer jeans and four pairs of shoes a week, to live.

(snobby girl)- " I can't wait to get out of the Sugar Land"

(average guy)- "why do you say that"?

(SG)- " I can't wait to get away from my parents, live on my own and be free"

(AG)- "first of all, all college means to you is your parents will be funding your alcohol abuse, secondly YOURE AN IDIOT."

by thebead_sneed_dean it up May 1, 2009

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Sugar cookie

Hypoallergenic version of chocolate chip cookies

GUY: oh my god dude, there are no chocolate chips in your cookie!
OTHER GUY: duh dude, its a sugar cookie

by Diana_and_Shaina November 7, 2009

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Uncle Sugar

An alternate meaning for the U.S. government, instead of Uncle Sam, particularly when handing out sweets. Usually said facetiously or sarcastically. Also connotes blind bureaucratic laws that pay people for not working or for researching how drunk women get horny, or even corrupt elected officials who pay off their contributors and voters to keep them in the pork business.

Cain't wait 'til Uncle Sugar gets my money sent so I can buy some more crack!

Uncle Sugar shure knows how to keep peoples voting for him--just give 'em mo' money.

by Gladius Rutter August 5, 2010

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