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Vomiting with enough force while going down on a girl to finish her off.
After a big night on the drinks I was going down on the missus and started to feel the room spin. I knew she was close so I persisted but as she was about to cum I power chucked in her spasm-chasm and the force from my puke finished her off. That night the Down Under Chunder Wonder was born.
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Willy the one-eyed wonder worm probed the depths of Jane's cavernous orifices
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One of life's great mysteries, isn't it?
Hey.
Yeah?
Ever wonder why we're here?
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that aggravating bastard with the amazing ability to hoark out your pipe, bowl, or joint with a single greedy hit.
don't invite Joe no more, man, he's a one -hit wonder.
yeah, a cheap-ass lighter thief too.
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The song you should listen too, when you feel like there's nothing to live for, when you start feeling that life ain't all that beautiful.
Yesterday, I'd planned to kill myself, and just when I was about to hang myself, the radio played Louis Armstrong's - What a wonderful world! and listening to the radio play that song, I just couldn't.
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you git faced wonder go screw ur mom
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Dick, the one eyed wonder stick and I enjoy our exiting little moments alone together
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