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worm gurgling

The act of placing 5 or more penises in your mouth at once.

Jane loves worm gurgling

by ilovestehpuzzy March 7, 2010

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Worm Heart

The fatter region of the penis, typically found towards the mid-shaft-section.

The worm heart bears its name from the bulge in an earth worm where the heart resides. It is a rare sight, but a real lethal weapon.

Bro: "Dude what's that fuckin' bulge?"
Me: "Don't worry about me bro. That's just my worm heart."

Me: "Dude Kelly was loving that worm heart last night"
Chris: "Damn man, I wish I had a worm heart"

by ChrisRickyandtheBillyBoys April 20, 2012

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wibbly worm

A furry, light-up dildo that has eyes.... prefferably in blue, yellow, green, purple or red. Also known as Wilber the Wonderdildo

The other night wibbly worm and I had a hott night in.. if you know what I mean.

by Jane Austen III August 10, 2009

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pump the worm

The act of flexing and relaxing your index finger with the use of a bottle opener.

I was playing around with a bottle opener at the table on boxing Day when my auntie leant over and told me to 'pump the worm'.

by Pwankerson December 31, 2022

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Counting worms

Dead. Deceased. In the grave.

"Yeah, that berk who shot at the police took sixteen shots to the chest, he'll be counting worms soon."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021

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schlong worm

When a worm carefully slips into a male's penis and then proceeds to eat their insides out.

Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.

Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!

Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.

by NiggaJONES August 5, 2012

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Worm hole

To stick your finger in potting mix before sticking it in someones ears.

Time to give someone a worm hole!

by Loopt March 4, 2017

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