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I was in the wrong gear

This is when you are trying to be hectic doing the Bondi Run, but realised your mate is actually the Bondi King now and you can't keep up, so after taking 2 minutes to make up and excuse with awkward silence, you use the excuse "I was in the wrong gear"

Oh that's right, I was in the wrong gear.

by DirtyDobz April 7, 2024


You’re thinking about it wrong

Ohohoho! Am I!? And what way is that?

The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”

An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”

That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”

Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”

The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”

Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”

by Hym Iam November 19, 2022


Wrong

Something men are all the time

Women:your wrong

Man:your probably right but im still gonna argue

by Natasha the android October 7, 2018


Wrong

When someone is not correct

Josh: people are overreacting to g money's death.
Hamish: You retarded cunt g money was a real homie you are wrong.

by November 4, 2020


Wrong

Cj korba

you are so wrong, wrong

by maria is cool July 4, 2020


Wrong

joe ross jr

:whats the definition of wrong?
: joe is always wrong, just look at him

by alwaysrightsobffr January 20, 2023


Wrongs

Doing something good doesn't make something bad you did go away. There is no righting wrongs or turning horrors into fairy tales. The one chance you have to right a wrong is when you have the choice to do the wrong, or not do the wrong. If you fuck up, you fucked up, and it comes with consequences, it's as simple as that. There is no erasing one history and replacing it with something that seems to make everybody smile because that isn't reality. The reality is, there are things humans have fucked up at in this country for a long time. One of them was that until yesterday, there had never been a female holding an office as a head of state or a vice head of state. A female getting elected to that position didn't right a wrong, the wrong remains, and the choices will also remain in the future. Racism is also like that, it doesn't get better or go away with time, it has to be worked on otherwise nothing gets done.

Spending a lot of time trying to right wrongs takes time away from things you can take your time on and not fuck up from here, since trying to right wrongs gets nothing done. If you have time to live your life ashamed of every wrong thing you had ever done, you can live your life ashamed, but you're still going to have a lot of shit to do at some point, and there's less and less time to get it done with every day that passes.

by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021