you're just jealous

1. A funny way to reply to a quirky or not to offending roast when you're joking around with your friends
2. comeback when someone roasts you or calls you names or is simply making fun of you

3. simple way and funny to shut people up in an argument or when you're messing around with your friends

girl 1; "you're gay"
girl 2; "you're just jealous"
girl 3: LMAOO

boy: why have you dressed up like you're going to a wedding? we're gonna buy groceries dawg
girl: " you're just jealous"

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You're so c2

When you're sexy because your shapes are so smooth that they're mathematically defined as beautiful.
You're c2 continuous.

averagePerson: Hey, I've been wanting to tell you this for ages.. You're so c2.
smoothPerson: OMG, you can be tangent to me anywhere.

You're putting ranch on it

You're putting too much effort in. Stop being so extra.

Sally dresses up every day for school so Tom tells her, Sally you're putting ranch on it.

You're a bottom's bitch.

You are a HUGE bottom and nobody can say otherwise. Like seriously how are you a bottom's bitch? HUGE BOTTOM. (not bunk-beds)

"IM NOT A BOTTOM!" "Kid..you're not just a bottom...you're a bottom's bitch."

You're talking to a mirror

An insult used to argue with hypocrites, whose words also affects themselves.

Ugly person: wow, why are you so ugly?
Normal person: sorry to tell you, but you're talking to a mirror.

When You're High

The only time (besides when you're drunk)where everything you hear/say is fucking hilarious (to you).

High Guy: Dude, this bag of Cheetos is going to fuck a your mom

Dude: That's only funny when you're high...

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You're so bret

To say that someone is so bret is to insult them beyond the point of recover. It is the ultimate diss.

You're so bret.

It could me that you are so:dumb, idiotic,( or a variety of things )

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