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I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore

the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)

Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?

Alex: what

Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.

by tessa{!!!!!} October 13, 2007

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Fucking Dumb Ass Stupid Whore Bitch Asshole Fucker

a stupid dumb ass bitch, who you refuse to take her shit daily, and you RAMMED HER HEAD IN WITH A BASEBALL MOTHER FUCKING BAT... also... SHELIA ADAMS, a stupid little whore bitch, dat i know foreva, so, mhm, yeah. this is also a person that you have known for a long time, and you have always hated this person, and they have destroyed your life, and they are worse then any little bitch u eva met.

1."do u know a fucking dumb ass stupid whore bitch asshole fucker?"
2."yeah of coruse, shelia adams."

by David "Chocolate" D. February 10, 2008

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Ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores

What is said sometimes about a guys dick when he can't fuck good.
often said of a really old guys dick.

He's so old his dick ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores.

by Judge dredd7 January 15, 2012

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Man whore-out (your cell phone charger)

To lend your cell phone charger to someone.

Derived from the penis-like appearance of many charger plugs.

"Hey Dude, can you man whore-out (your cell phone charger) to me for a couple of hours? My battery is completely flat."

by cmac095 December 7, 2011

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holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore

all the cuss words combine

r u a bitch
no u holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore.

ur so mean

by holy fucking bitch May 19, 2020

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bitch fuck nigger ass skank fuckin fucker whore as

When you nut so hard that u see jesus christ himslf.

ahhhhhhhhh yeaaa ima bitch fuck nigger ass skank fuckin fucker whore as right now

by justin fgaggot 69 September 9, 2017

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Hotter than a whore's belly after a hard night's work

Very very hot. Can be temperture or being hot as in sexually hot.

1. It's hotter than a whore's belly after a hard night's work in here.
2. That Kathy is hotter than a whore's belly after a hard night's work.

by Deep blue 2012 May 1, 2010

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