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Jacking off in a public place/room with some people without anyone noticing and busting a nut.
A: I managed to pull off a stealth jack in a room with 3 people.
B: That's fucking disgusting but also pretty impressive.
The kid in all the dumb classes, yeah that’s Jack Beecher.
Areano Grande but spanish, male, and a gamer
I'm more of a Jack Hotspot type of guy.
A weird little racist freak who everyone hates
“Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”
An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.
Dude that ensign is awful, a real Jack Posobiec.
A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.
Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!
Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.
Person 1: What’s your name?
Person 2: Jack Mark
Person 1: What’s your favorite color?
Person 2: Jack Mark