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When you poop your pants but catch it in your but checks , saving your draws from the shit
dude i was so sick last night
Did you shit your butt?
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early morning sunrise over the mountains
I've been up since the butt crack-of-dawn.
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When a child has an odor in the butt area due to a bowel movement and not wiping it properly.
Wow, little Steven has stinky butt smell.
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1) the difficult and awkward bodily position wherein one's gluteus maximi are situated above one's trapezoids
2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "head up (one's) ass"
"I'm not inclined to continue this conversation until I hear that distinctive popping sound that will indicate to me that you've successfully removed your butt from your shoulders!"….
"Yeah, they've all got their butts on their shoulders down there at Bridgeport!"…
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A phrase meaning "you are gay". Usually accompanied by these hand signals:
1(You). Point at your target.
2(Pound). Place one hand level with the palm up, then hit it with your other fist.
3(Butt) . Make the "butt" symbol by making a "u" with each hand and placing them side by side.
Hey, you! You... pound... butt!
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The imperial weight classification of a metric shit-tonne.
Loo! Did you know I’d saved an Imperial butt-load of training speed ups for the next upgrade event?
1.An amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.
2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.
there's gonna be a metric butt-ton of liquid awesome