Mom

yeah it's your mother, she birthed you, OR HIM WE DONT KNOW.

Mom:Hey Mom

Mom:Hello Mom we have the same name

Mom:Okay Mother

Mom:fuck

mom

a person in their sons walls

“mom😏”-sangwoo

Mom

Mom..............

Mom.

Mom

The only person who has more control over a man than their wife

Wife "Can you please get a job"
Man "Get off my back"

Mom "Can you please get a job"
Man *frantically searches for a job*

Mom

Decides on your future

Mom: you cant pregnant that baby will ruin your life

daughter: I'm. Not get abortion
Dad listen to your mother he screams from the other room

Mom

The woman who pushed you out of her pleasure tunnel.

Dan: Hey wheres your Mom?
Xavi: Oh, she gave up on me when I thought the earth was flat.

mom

When someone is so hot, attractive and funny

He’s so mom! Omg mom asf. That man is mom.