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When man of a certain age, 50 plus, is getting up from a chair or sitting down on a chair or picking something up even if it's light... a small fart squeaks out.
My whole family laughed at me when I got up from my chair and farted at the light exertion. I told him it was just an exertion fart!
crackle fart means when you are brain-dead for a split second.
"Oh man I had a 'crackle fart ' moment"
The ability to fart spontaneously some times in a tune or rhythm
I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple
A depressing accident where you are lounging in your living room in only underwear and your let a loud one rip and feel proud of yourself, only to discover the award winning fart included a surprise splattering of feces that soaked through your briefs and onto your tan couch.
“Sylvia ruined my sofa with her stank poop fart. This stain will never come out!”
A fart that happen when you are holding in a poop, creating more of a poop smell rather than a fart smell.
“My eyes started water after I dropped a poop fart, have to go drop the kids off at the park after that one”
when you think its a fart but its a full poop
i think i just made a poop fart in my pants