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The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.
"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.
The Cum Trail refers to the path one takes after ejaculating, usually to a bathroom, to clean up their shameful mess. On the way, cum tends to slide off of the hands and body onto the floor unknowingly, thus creating a trail of cum.
I wonder how much jizz has been left in the wake of my Cum Trail.
I've partaken on my Cum Trail journey so much, the carpet is starting to fester.
When you cum so hard your glasses fall off.
Damn I super intergalactic cum every week said Jennifer
The guy that whips the little Chinese boys in the sweatshops, and as a result, ejaculates hard, often resulting in products being sprinkled with cum.
“What’s your dream job”
“I want to be a cum lasher”
This is where somebody drinks cum from a condom
So, Patric Philip gizzed in a condom, then decided to perform cum calypso and drink it from the condom. Squeezing the condom to get every last drop from the vessel.
When you fucking cum so far up dayt bitch mouth, it come through her nose
Why is Caroline such a Cum Snotter sometimes?
Yo, that bitch is a straight Cum Snotter.
Why you Cum Snot all ovah my rug?