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Guy one: I haven't gotten laid in a while.
Guy two: there's always fear's mom
Someone who is morbidly obese and likes to take fat shits on little boys. Just a side hoe not even a real one.
Doggo's Mom sat on me like five days ago
Yeah? Well, Dom's Mom's Box is a pisser.
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A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.
Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't
A mother who leaves her child.
Momentary Mom keeps calling me but I don't want to talk to her if she is not planning to come back for good.
use this when you hear any question
them: “what’s your favorite dinner”
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.
I can describe her in one word Hot
You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot