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A molded cum shot is when a man sticks his penis into hot wax, balls and all. He then cums into the mold and the finisher slurps it down.
Dude I gave your mom the best molded cum shot last night, here's a video of it ....
its an expression about just doing it like shia Labufman
"dont worry about it man just calm down and cum hard"
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A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.
Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy
cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.
Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.
When you fall asleep with your partner after sex and you wake up glued to your partner with dried cum.
I fell asleep with my face in my boyfriends crotch and woke up cum glued to him.
where a woman farts out can that has been inserted into her anal cavity
person 1: yo do cum farts give you a massive erection
person 2: bro wtf
Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*