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Something you ain't got

Hey Chris you don't have a penis

by Jpsy June 5, 2020


Penis

The male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.

Me: Oh yea I have a penis
My friend: Thats gay

by uruaussie August 12, 2019


Penis

An extra appendage, mostly sported by men of the male equation. Penis are usually used as a self stimulating means to a happy end. But rarely do you find this appendage to find self satisfaction out of the opposing persons pleasure. Penises are always sucked but rarely will you find one that knows how to fuck!

Hey have you seen my 'penis'?

by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021


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by BEAN_LAD August 17, 2022


Penis

Something that is small.

Wait a minute. They are all small, right? It’s not just mine is it?

Me: *reveals penis*
Girl (shocked): “That’s hella small. Lol.”

by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021


Penis

Penis is a long things that males have. They use it to pee and cum all over socks,dishwashers,and more. They use their cum to make objects pregnet.

Omg did u see mommy and daddy having sex? I saw daddys penis hehe
You are 11 years old emma!

by Letmerubyoursweetwetpussy May 7, 2020


penis

something Tommy says three times in a row everyday to get girls but doesn't get girls because hes a kindergartner.

penis penis penis!

by your big boing sis July 5, 2018