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The Urban Dictionary is the goofy website you are on right now. This is like the dictionary mixed with bing and google. Its like if the dark web and hell had a baby. why don't you search something? Go on...
Btw if you liked this definition, why not check out more goofy ahh stuff I make- if any of them were accepted- and have a chill day!
Person 1: ...
Urban dictionary: search something, won't you? Don't be shy to search something.
Wyd reading a book with words in it?
Urban dictionary is more helpful and easier 🤷 ♂️
Plus does the normal dictionary know what a kink is? Nope!!!
Person one: Yo what does alligator mean..?
Person two: bro idk just check the dictionary it’s in that bookshelf.
Person three: y’all r tripping just open google and use Urban Dictionary
A website that contains made up slang that no one actually uses.
Jim: Ayo, have you heard of the Mexican Lawnmower?
Joe: Where'd you see that? Urban Dictionary?
The Urban Dictionary is a funny website where people make definitions of words and phrases. Also takes so long for it to approve your definition. L Bozo.
I wrote this on the Urban Dictionary.
Urban Dictionary: An actual website where individuals can learn a definition about a real word, slang or not, and make their own sense of it. Although the site is filled, maybe even littered with absurd garbage. It does have the means to provide your typical John or Jane Doe with insightful knowledge about every put-down you can think of here. It can be mildly said that, many people have no idea what they are being told or have heard and can be ridiculed for it. Urban Dictionary is here to set them otherwise. "Happy hunting to those still wet behind the ears, don't even get me started on millennials"
Exhibit 1:
Bro 1: "Ah hey john doe, dont stress man, look that shit up on Urban Dictionary my dude."
John Doe:" But hey Bro 1, what's so bad about a blue waffle..."
Bro 1: "shhhhh man, don't say it out loud though Specs. And stop calling me Bro 1."
John Doe: "yeah ok man, but what the fuck is a John Doe, that's not my name...."
Example 2:
Younger sibling: Asks older brother, " Hey man, at school I keep getting made fun, cuz man, they say all these words and stuff and they're not bad words but you know, what the fuck I want to laugh too."
Older sibling: "Well sonny, I can't teach you the birds and the bees, but there's this dank website called Urban Dictionary where you can look up all the funny crap your buddies at school are talking about. Don't tell mom about it and don't mention me either if she catches your ass. I'm supposed to be a role model or something...."
Younger sibling: 5 minutes later," Bro, bro, (laughing his face off) blue waffles are sick."
Older sibling: "Easy there sport, you did not hear this from me"and concludes with a high five.
There are loads of definitions on Urban Dictionary!
A site with stuff made by users, mostly references to porn and swear words because most of the people who use it are edgy 9-year-olds.
Guy 1: I use an urban dictionary.
Guy 2: Do you?
Guy 1: Yes.
Guy 2: Kill yourself, worthless bitch, absolute retarded fucking faggot, absolute piece of shit, absolute dumbass nigger, absolute cunt fucker.