3AM Time

when a girl/guy goes for a wank

Joe: “Its 3am time bro time for a wank”

Skeravian Time Bomb

A bomb that is disguised to look like Canadian to attract passers-by and people going to Victoria. This bomb is very dangerous so if you are in Canada and see someone suspicious then just stay away.

I am going to ask that man for instructions honey. No Jill said Bob I think that guy is actually a Skeravian Time Bomb or worse, a Rumpleton stink bottom.

stuck in time

A phrase used to describe a place or thing to be stuck in a certain year or era usually used to described old antiques or creepy pieces of old furniture.

“look how old that chair is it looks stuck in time”

Third time's a bird rhyme

A regional version of "Third time's a charm".

I couldn't do it the first two times, but third time's a bird rhyme.

Time Tramp

60+ year old female barfly with a tramp stamp, dressed identical to her granddaughter who both shop at forever 21.

Look at that time tramp and her granddaughter, fight’n over that 21 year old at the end of the bar.

SAFSAF TIMING

A time , given by a unaware person , that is extremely fucking inaccurate. ( the time must be said while licking your lips)

Person A : Shooo ya seeksssss , yallah I’ll be there at 10 .
*11:30*
Person B : YALLAH IT’S 11:30 WHERE ARE YOU!!?
Person A : Yallah kheyeh bedeh hek shi 10 minutes broo.
*12:30*
Person A : you are pulling a Safsaf timing right there buddy .

Mexin' Time

A phrase uttered by a Mexican before the Mex evereywhere.

"Did you hear about Jose taking down those thugs?" "Yeah, I liked the part when he said it's Mexin' time and Mexed all over those guys!"