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new every two

A pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.

Hey man, ya boy and ol' girl ain't kickin' it no more...guess he's up for his "new every two"...

by skyeyeimages January 2, 2011


news nod

The small nod of the head by a remote location news reporter just before the speaker begins.

The new reporter, Tim Andrews, gave three news nods before launching in to his report on the storm damage.

by johnesthetist April 12, 2011


new mats

Cool guy does a lot of drugs because he has 14 million in the bank he will most likely tell you that.

Hello my name is new mats and I've got 14 million in the bank.

by Dj wub wub October 5, 2020


Jesse+averee= new child

Averee got prego from daddy jesse 👅 💦

Damn Jesse+averee= new child🤣🤣🤣

by Mark claiminding April 18, 2019


Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020


New York Finger Blaster

When you are balls deep and she keeps asking for more so you out your pistol in her ass and bust a couple caps while simultaneously nutting in her.

I hit my girl with a New York Finger Blaster last night. Let's just say she wont ask for more again.

by AsianPickleJuice December 20, 2020


new

NEW as in just got example:3 friends went to the mall and bought NEW clothes it was BRAND NEW cause they JUST GOT it.

I JUST GOT A NEW BOOK

by katkakes June 16, 2021