Define 1: Some one who abuses you for your whole life until you have panic attacks daily ptsd and anxiety attacks
Define 2: a Demond that lives in your house
Define 3: fathers no no toy
Guy 1: do you have one of those new things called moms
Guy 2: yes I think I’m going to return mine
son and daughter: we love you mom.
mom: thanks kids :D
the end.
“mom can we go shopping” “no i’m not made of money” “but you are mom”
Kid: Mom can you give me some money
Mom: I'm not made out of money!
Kid: Isn't that what mom stands for?