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Shrek cum

Cum that comes out of your penis

Yoo Jamal want some shrek cum?”

by Evanglaser March 1, 2022


Cum Snog

A post fellatio jizz kiss before saying thanks and goodbye.

that was a fantastic blow job shall we have a cum snog before before I get the bus home?

by bogbonker December 21, 2017


Cum Noodling

When you cum in your partner, then slurp the cum from your partners orifice slurping it like a noodle.

Me and my partner like cum noodling after I have not came in a very long time resulting in an overflowing orifice that is ready to cum noodle.

by Karbonyx November 2, 2023


Candy cum

Give ur girl a penis baby little wigger

Candy cum

by Rissthecunbaby December 30, 2022


Cum Hum

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.

"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"

by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019


Cum lord

Fucking ME

Goddamn that guys such a cum lord I wonder if he wants to have sex with me

by Cum lord69420 July 2, 2022


Cum Filled Twinkie

To the vast majority of homosexual males, the cum-filled twink or cum-filled twinkie is a tasty and desirable treat.

There are various male body types and just as many homosexual subgroups who fetishise them. The smooth young muscular twink in a skimpy swimsuit who looks like one of the lifeguards at the pool is one of the most common, although supply of such exquisite creatures is far exceeded by the demand for same.

If I were a single gay male and a cum filled twinkie lad were to sashay into the showers with me, I would drop directly to my knees, suck him right down to his nuts and swallow all of his yummy cream.

No point in letting good, delicious cum go to waste and no point sending away for the cum-filled mug if the fresh product is available on tap..

by bitchuck December 8, 2024