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son and daughter: we love you mom.
mom: thanks kids :D
the end.
“mom can we go shopping” “no i’m not made of money” “but you are mom”
Kid: Mom can you give me some money
Mom: I'm not made out of money!
Kid: Isn't that what mom stands for?
A charming personality that fucked my dad and showed her vagina to a doctor to push my wet body out of there
I love my mom! She pushed me out of her vagina
A lifesaver. She will do anything in her power to protect you and love you. She's unbelievably caring and will always be there for your ups and downs. The one person that will love you regardless. Her love is abounding. she will never run out of love for you. Even if she isn't with you, she loves you.
she's like a mom to me
A woman that has loved you even before she saw you. A woman that will give up anything to make you happy. A woman that will walk through fire to protect you. A woman that says,"don't let mama bear out of the cage." A woman that will still love you, even after a mistake. A woman that will turn off her favorite song just so you can play yours. A woman that will be with you through the good and bad. A woman who gave up her life for you. Finally, a woman that will never stop loving you.
Mom I love you.
Mom, Happy Mothers day!