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New to the planet?

Sarcastically questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world and verifies it by talking.

Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.

by BillyVito October 4, 2021


New to the planet?

Sarcastically stating or questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world or has lived a sheltered life and verifies it by talking.

Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.

by BillyVito October 4, 2021


new whopper

there are multiple new whoppers it just means burger king made more whoppers EX: ballsack whopper

Burger king: I love the new whopper

by tea pot jodas March 21, 2023


New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home

My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown

by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023


News Sharticles

When the media, magazines and newspapers have pointless shit that nobody cares about. news shart shit newspaper media magazines articles kardashian

I’m so sick of seeing pointless shit every time I open a magazine or turn on the news. social media is overloaded with tons of news sharticles

by unDURYEAted February 2, 2019


New school

No matter what some people want you to think, out with the old and in with the new doesn't actually get rid of the old shit. If ever you do make a new friend, you don't get rid of or replace your old friends with the new friend or friends unless you were a born a fool, no matter how long ago it was you were born.

The new school shit isn't better than the old shit. Buzz Lightyear wasn't better than Andy's other toys, his ego made him think that he was.

by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021


Deliverer of Bad News

aka bearer of bad news, told ya Victoria it's a thing!

I hate to be the deliverer of bad news Victoria but we cannot purchase a lightsaber at the disneyparks this time.

by danifhdz May 22, 2019