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It means when you're dumb enough to try to show a person a g u n and say "look guys i got a new camera" and accidentally kill them
Look guys i got a new camera *gun shot* oh sorry
dumbass
Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.
Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.
A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.
Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday
Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”
Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!
The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.
I couldn’t get it up last night so we had to do the New Mexico Tug; it hurt like hell.
The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.
Jimmy just let fly at that fan and I think hey call that a New Orleans McFlurry!
An abstract or avant garde item, phrase, piece of clothing, etc. (example: minimalist nativity scene)
“That dress is so new musicy.”