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That moment when your dick farts and makes a funny wet sound
DUDE MY DICK JUST FARTED :///
DUDE, WHY DO DICK FARTS HAPPEN???
Dude, because scientifically gas builds up in your uretha and exits through your dick making it a dick fart.
"sorry bro- just had a huge, unexpected gravitational fart... totally put atrial fibrillation in my rhythm..."
A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.
My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.
A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.
I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.
When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk
He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨
A stench more foul than anything else, like swamp of farts bubbling to get to the top.
Jake Pearson is a nasty fart marsh, always passing gas
Ew ew ew jason farted, so stinky
Jason is really gassy and his farts are sexy
Jason farted.
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