the kid that has no friends

will

Girl 1 "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww isn't that will?"
Girl 2 "Don't you mean the kid that has no friends"

just kidding

When you say something that ends up being totally wrong

Sarah: So 2+2 is 5?...oh no its not, just kidding.

Your kids

Not everything is about your kids. You will sacrifice they lives of everyone else (in abstraction). You're trying to compel everyone to live in such a way... That YOU feel good about what your kids see... And are trying to preemptively control... What they will think... In the future... Regardless of whether or not you beliefs are justified... So, we all need to live in accordance with your whim... Because you got some pussy. You got some pussy so now you're the boss of everyone... No. You eat a dick. Eat a whole bag of em. And then accidentally shoot a kid in an act of random gang violence.

Hym "Fuck them kids. Your kids are doodoo and none of them will ever create A.I. because I ALREADY DID! Beat em to the punch! Wooo me!"

kid

kid can also be a sperm cell, since a sperm cell is living and even has a flagellum. so sperm will like and enjoy water and even the ocean and the sea. especially when it can not find an ova.

a kid can be haploid, since a sperm cell is haploid

I went to a beach in bahamas with nimisha and she and I had sex. I engaged in coitus interrupus and my kids were set free.

and thus liberated via the ocean.

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kids

the word 'kids' means little fuckers who run around your house and shit on themselves

Barbara: omg im so done having kids bleck
Barbaras Son: stfu mom
*barabara looks at camera in shame*

kid

food

kid is good

Kid

The nickname Jocell calls everyone

Jocell: hi
So dry and booty
Jocell: hi kid
Hi kid