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Blown Like Tumbleweed

An act of fellatio of mind altering and physically shattering intensity. One that leaves the recipient like the tumbleweed that is at the mercy of the desert winds, simply blown away.

I was blown like tumbleweed. I felt like I was floating on air. She’s gifted, best blow job I ever had.

by mrforde December 31, 2024


Everyday Is Like Sunday

Trudging slowly over wet sand
Back to the bench where your clothes were stolen
This is the coastal town
That they forgot to close down
Armageddon, come Armageddon
Come, Armageddon, come
Everyday is like Sunday
Everyday is silent and grey

Hide on the promenade, etch a postcard
"How I dearly wish I was not here"
In the seaside town
That they forgot to bomb
Come, come, come, nuclear bomb

Everyday is like Sunday
Everyday is silent and grey

Trudging back over pebbles and sand
And a strange dust lands on your hands
And on your face
On your face
On your face
On your face

Everyday is like Sunday
"Win yourself a cheap tray"
Share some greased tea with me
Everyday is silent and grey

by Death Menace September 18, 2023


Drive it like an Uber

When someone driving makes sudden unpredictable U-turns, pulls over in unsafe spots, uses strange times to accelerate of brake.

"We're running late, drive it like an Uber!"

by USC Godfather August 26, 2018


Boom Liked

When you like someone's status, post, or photo in less than a minute.

BOOM liked!

by Derek (The Frickin Man) Schmel May 14, 2011


gamer-like

gamer-like: to be cool in every possible way

verb;can used to as an excuse to hide something

person:wow that guy did a sick kickflip, he's pretty gamer-like

person:hey why you hacking into the south aribian mainframe

person:its gamer-like

by gamer_scrub33 February 20, 2022


not if you like it

when a person is getting raped, it's technically not rape, if the person being raped like it.

"Why are you touching my dick Jeff, It's fucking gay"
"Not if you like it"

by Geff the gay November 16, 2021


i am cool like that

A nicer way of saying " I don't need your help, I am good the way I am"

Mom: can I help you with your homework?

Son: no, shove off, I am cool like that.

by Sexydimma February 18, 2015