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When someone is so hot, attractive and funny
He’s so mom! Omg mom asf. That man is mom.
The woman who pushed you out of her pleasure tunnel.
Dan: Hey wheres your Mom?
Xavi: Oh, she gave up on me when I thought the earth was flat.
Define 1: Some one who abuses you for your whole life until you have panic attacks daily ptsd and anxiety attacks
Define 2: a Demond that lives in your house
Define 3: fathers no no toy
Guy 1: do you have one of those new things called moms
Guy 2: yes I think I’m going to return mine
son and daughter: we love you mom.
mom: thanks kids :D
the end.