Red carpet syndrome

The montly peroid of a women, also know as 'lady time'

Question: 'want to go out Margaret?'
Answer: 'no i can't, i have a really bad case of red carpet syndrome this month'

apo red

idiot

apo red is a sellout

red velvet cupcake

Is when you cum inside a woman on her period.

My girl said she was on the rag. She let me get the red velvet cupcakes anyway.

red donut

the ring that appears around an extremely worn out butthole.

aye girl!! u redy to make this red donut after u eat my mud pie?!

red hood gang

The coolest gang in the world. you are VERY lucky if you are part of the red hood gang (RHG for short)

"whoa dude! you're part of the red hood gang?! You're so lucky."

auntie red

Auntie red is a term used when hinting to somebody that you are on your period.

Friend1: Hey hru?

Friend2: Good, but auntie red just arrived.
Friend1: Oh, that sucks. You need something?

Red scare

a vaginal discharge

Dad, what does it mean when a girl has a red scare in her Harry Truman