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Google News is a news aggregation service provided by Google that compiles and displays news articles and headlines from various sources on the internet. It uses algorithms to curate and organize news stories based on user preferences and interests.
"I rely on Google News to stay up-to-date with the latest headlines and news articles from a variety of sources.”
The Australian equivalent of FOX Network
Little Timmy: 'BrO i hEArD tHaT is iS Not sAFe to GeT leTtErs froM ChinA dUe tO CovID!!!!!!11111!!!1!1111'
Gramps: 'whered you hear this?
Little Timmy: '7 news'
Gramps: smacks into the abyss
Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.
He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.
A type of sandwich made from thinly sliced liver cooked with onions and limburger cheese.
Comes from a story about a US Airforce Airman who cut a hole in his USAF dorm mattress, tapped the edges and covered it with plastic, packed the hole with two liver filets, and fucked that meat hole on the regular. Filled with stinky cheese and shame.
Hey, did I tell you that my roommate was fucking some raw meat shoved in a hole in his mattress? Oh yeah, a new jersey cheesesteak huh? Thats damn good sandwich man.
The new lockdown year for 2021.
Boris; happy new tier everyone, I hate the north.
Everyone up north; tory🤮
When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
When your New Years resolution is broken, usually through measures of interference from another party.
Fuck, my friend's broke my New Years resolution by injecting crack into me while I was asleep. Fucking New Years revolution.