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A person who views themselves to be so holy and upright in regards to their sexuality that to even be called a virgin leaves room for the possibility of losing their virginity. These individuals couldn't kiss there middle school crush or even hold hands without thinking that they'll end up getting someone pregnant. As these individuals age navigating the dating world becomes harder for them then the average individual. They also hold two "V" cards and believe in re-virginalization even after they've used there two "V" cards.
Mary was originally a double virgin and gave birth after losing her first "V" card, she is still a virgin even though she has a child (2-1=1)
Brad doesn't want his wife to know he had a partner before her so he claims he is a double virgin and can state that his wife took his virginity.
Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees
Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!
Double Stuffed Magazine, the only magazine dedicated to twins, double penetration, and oreos.
Barry: Hey did you pick up a copy of the new Double Stuffed Magazine?
Edwin: Yeah we made the cover!
When a women bare-backs two different guys in one night, and takes both loads in the vag.
“I’m sorry son, but I don’t know who your daddy is. I was double baking that night.”
a sexual act were u and your friend both have sexual contact with someone else at the same time,ie-spitroast,threesome.
hey jim how did you and baz get on the other night with that girl?
jim- good mate was good ended up double-edging!
A double glaugh is a failed attempt at not one but two jokes consecutively . The jokes shared are usually a poor attempt at eliciting laughter and may even come of as being haughty. However, the intention of the jokes were not meant in any way to be offensive or hurtful. The individual who narrates these failed jokes usually experience feelings of sheer embarrassment and regret because they have just been double glaughed.
The term glaugh is a fusion of the two words gaffe and laughter.
i tried to make a joke twice and both times they came out all wrong. I've definitely been double glaugh -ed. :(
A domino without any white spots, I.e. a person with very dark skin.
Sheila's new boyfriend Leroy , he's a double blank.