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The act of needing to go get milk from the store.
I have to go get milk from the store.
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What the nine year old say when t series is coming close
Pewdiepie and T Series are
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9 year old: WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨 copy this
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Is that the gold standard we go by now a days?- is a phrase that is used when someone descripts a certain standard of a people in a conversation. This usually is a duh factor answer.
Person 1- The girl I'm dating now wants me to call her mommy when I see her.
Person 2- Is that's the gold standard we go by now a days?
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Your a hater I dab go you
Your a hater I dab go you
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Rich ugly white boys that go to NHS- "Get out of our Fantasy Football League!!! It's a boy thing!"
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It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.
Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!
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when you say "im going to rip you a new ass hole" you basicaly are saying u want to KILL SOMEONE!! its the same thing as that... basicaly "im going to rip you a new ass hole " means IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! SO GO MOTHER FUCKIN DIE YOU ASS HOLE LICKING UNCLE FUCKING ARSE EATING ANAL SEX LOVING HOMO-SUCKING ^(&$(&^$(&^$(^&^(&%^*%&^**^%(^&(^& (CENCORED) (CENCORED) (CENCORED)
TEACHER: did u dew ur home workz^^? STUDENT: ummm....nuuu>.< TEACHER:Im GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ASS HOLE MUTHA (CENCORED) U GET AN F- FOR THE WHOLE DAY!!
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