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Nate does not have a father. He has two mothers. no father. just a couple mothers. no dad. his dad is non-existent when I bring up my dad, Nate gets depressed. sorry Nate, but you have no dad.
English teacher: where did everyone get their Hawaiian shirts for spirit week
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.
Biggest titted person in the world
Jakes mom has a big ass and tits
A discreet term for a sexual intercourse
I heard you kicked your mom last night, is that true?
Person 1 : hello! urr..mom..com<3
Person 2: aw heyy ur my fav urr..mom..com
A woman who gives you the most satisfaction sexually. (Lesbians)
“That’s My Coochie Mom”
A mom that commonly tracks her children’s location via FindMyIPhone well into adulthood without their consent.
My mom called me out for staying at my boyfriends house last night, even though I’m 24 years old because she tracked me from her phone. She’s such a tracker mom.