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Satellite Friend

Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.

Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"

by Anonymous Model January 7, 2012

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Friend Dick

1.A dick of a friend. 2.This is a dick you do not have access to and do not want access to. 3.Forbidden Dick

"Yesterday when I was plastered I tried to blow Sam, but then i realized he was friend dick and I left."

by Izzy2latin October 4, 2017


national hug a friend day :)

you can hug any friend you would like 👍

me: *hug*
friend: why did you hug me?

me: it’s national hug a friend day :)

by emdjdjenjf December 7, 2021


Ghost Friends

People who keep in regular contact but don’t have actually conversations.

We send each other memes everyday but I don’t know what’s going on in their life. I guess we’re Ghost Friends?

by godsgiantbuttcrack May 23, 2023


Old friends day!

On the 28th of November each year, you will get the chance to remember all the friends that you've met in the past that had no toxic relationships with you, and who spent a long time with you as friends. These friends can be remembered as online friends or IRL friends. They can be remembered in any way you like.

Those friends can also be the people who you used to be close with, but then you stopped talking with them (also vice-versa) and now you barely/don't talk with them. This is a happy and nostalgic day that doesn't have to be celebrated, but it's quite fun if you do. It'll bring back memories.

"Woah! It's Old friends day!"

"What do you do when it's Old friends day?"

"I like to message my old friends I've known for quite a while and say hi because I barely talk with them anymore."

"Oh, like your best friend '(example)'? You always message them every year."

"Yeah, like that."

by MYZT1C November 26, 2022


Abuse your friend day

An international holiday where people must abuse their friends in whatever way possible. It is celebrated on the 23rd February annually.

Abuse your friend day is coming up soon.

by DCVBREFD February 18, 2023


rebel friend

A character first seen in the Lego Star Wars games. Despite being non-canonical, he's become a fan favorite.

Rebel Friend is the greatest character in the entirety of Star Wars.

by Honeycomb Dude August 5, 2022