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harry potters wand that is between your legs unless your trans
"nice penis bro, looks like my harry potter wand" "Thanks bro" *making out*
A hairy stick is something that is always and you just have to learn how to deal with it. Sometime you might have to shave the hairs so the shaft looks good, because trust me when the shaft has no hairs it is definitely bigger.
Bro my penis has been itching for the past FIVE days!!
A hairy stick is something that is always and you just have to learn how to deal with it. Sometime you might have to shave the hairs so the shaft looks good, because trust me when the shaft has no hairs it is definitely bigger.
Bro my penis has been itching for the past FIVE days!!
The collective noun for a group of male genitalia
Had a great night last night with da boiz. The amount of peni was unbelievable!!
A body part that sheds every month. It’s known for boys to have them, girls can have them too but they would need a dildo. It’s also known for being eaten in famous meals like hot dog, spaghetti, ham, bacon, beef, soup and stew, and our very famous penis nut stew. We cut off the penis and chop it up and bake until golden brown (be sure to season) and make a peanut stew and add your meat and that’s it. yum. I tried it with my ex boyfriend’s penis
“what a nice penis you have there Kyle”
“thanks I got it for my birthday”
“bro what”
A male body organ or a person who resembles a male body organ.
Girl: Damn dude you have a penis but you also are a penis!
Boy: Oh that's messed up.