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When you’re fucking a girl and your dick slips out and you try to go in and it hits against the pussy
I was fucking this bitch last night and I jack knifed her
To have a foursome.
"Let's have a foursome." "Are you ready to jack and jive?"
The Most Handsome Bravest Man Alive,
If You See Him Angry You Should Run.
"Oh No Its Jack Fitzpatrick!"
"OH NO RUN"
Jack miothe is the name of a man who's name when pronounced sounds like you're saying "jack me off"
You found this because someone got you ;)
"HEY, did you hear about Jack miothe?"
"NO, who is that?"
"Ha."
Left handed
Sweat at gravity and wants to get the highest score
Best chess player in the world
And an adorable koala
Jack Burstall likes eucalyptus trees.
A particularly vicious type of sucker punch in which the attacker instantly charges or springs up immediately with a hard punch, slap, shove or other blow done with little to no hesitation or warning to it’s victim. Often an instant K.O., a jack strike can come from either standing, sitting, or lying down positions.
Inmate1: Get the fuck up and fi-
Inmate 2: springs up off bunk and jack strikes inmate 1 with punch laying him out on floor mid sentence
If someone does something stupid or dumb you tell me to jack up