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When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.
Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.
Person 3: Damn
Surprising your girlfriend to a romantic dinner and when you get back sticking your dick in her as a surprise.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a double surprise. She did not expect to get the D after the Horror movie date.
Daughter of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-first cousin-aunt is a good person.
While working for a large automotive company, you forcefully join a coworker in the automatic turnstile door. Shuffling through the process in an erotic baby step dance.
Wow...they double doored on the way out of the building. They'll never be the same.
When you take two quarters and place a quarter on each of your lovers butt cheeks and slam them doggie style. If both coins land on heads, you get your dick sucked. If both coins land on tails, you proceed with anal. If the coins land heads and tails you get to sit on their face. May the odds be in your favor.
You wanna play a game of Double Quarter Pounder?
When you are eating a girls pussy out and she is on her back and you lying on stomach usually, with your face in her pussy you wrap your arms up and around her legs from the outside to the inside and while eating her box you spread her pussy lips with index and forefinger, while inserting thumb#1 in upper pussy and thumb#2 in main pussy hole area, cxonstantly working and rubbing and thrusting into her until mayonnaise is pouring out on your face and you smile while she shakes and moans. Great job Casey B. from Idaho, you can eat some box real good..mmmmm
Casey was double thumbing a girl he met at the gym on his kitchen table when his old lady walked in and busted him with both thumbs and his tongue in her little pink pussy. Casey was in Big Trouble Mister, BIG TROUBLE, but the slut got double thumbed so she was good.