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the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"
"got any plans next week?"
"yeah, i'm meeting my offline friend(s) on friday"
Someone who you know and hang around with in real life; the opposite of online friends.
Online friend: What your plans for next week?
Person: Gonna see my offline friends!
acting gay among friends, but not gay enough to be truly gay
i saw lily holding hands with her bestie today, they must be fruity friends
Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.
That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
Someone who supports women's abortions
Someone in the know of where to get an abortion, specifically when circumstances say they are illegal
Jen: "Did you know the Janes were an underground organization of women who helped other women get safe abortions before they were legalized?"
Ian: "Yeah! And someone who knew about their services and helped to tell pregnant women who didn't want to be pregnant how to get help from the Janes was sometimes called a friend of Jane."
Jen: "Sometimes people who support abortion refer to themselves as a friend of Jane to show their support for the cause!"
Ian: "That's why I've seen so many people wearing those pins since the overturning of Roe V Wade.."
Someone who would do anything for you, cares for you, and also follows you on social media like Twitter
My beat friend Cameron sent me a funny tweet.
When you travel so much for work, you have to cram a month's worth of gossip, drinking, grooming, and shopping in 12 hours.
I wad binge friending Randi because I've been on back to back to back trips for the last 3 weeks.