a brown python is a way of saying that you are taking a dump/shit in a more polite way
some guy: what you doing?
me: releasing the brown python
A brown stiffy is when a man preforms anal sex on a woman (or sir) and she poops whilst he is inside. This can be intentional or by accident.
Yeah man the other night I gave Rachel a brown stiffy.
The person that makes you want to sh*t yourself when you see them
“Am I your Brown?”
“Jesse what the f*ck are you talking about”
-Walter White
when you have to pee extremely bad and your girl ties you down in a chair, sits naked on your lap and releases a massive tower of shit that makes you piss yourself badly.
Merlin Miranda and Iesha wills and Brianna Luckett got their revenge on me by beating me up, tieing me down to a chair and performing a powerful brown
A man of non-white descent other than African American who is well-endowed and dominant sexual. Often, pursued by submissive white females whom are unsatisfied sexually with their white partners.
Dominic is a brown bull, his white girlfriend is never going back to her white ex after having sex with Dominic.
Wearing dirty undies in a car when the driver turns on the heated seats - releasing the sewer-like armoatherapy into the cabin.
i was in the car after two days at a festival and my friend turns on the heated seats - i knew within 2 minutes it'd be a brown sauna...