those kids back in like 2016 who swore they watched deadpool but prob didnt
deadpool kid: yo man i just finished deadpool it was so good
person 1: oh ong? fr?
deadpool kid: yea but i cant tell u about it because you're too young
person 1: im like 18 wtf are you smoking idiot
The type of kid to have the shitty one layer, "I'll just say the opposite of what i mean" sarcastic sense of humor that makes you want to fucking die.
This deadpool kid's shitty humor makes me want to die
A young buck cop, that is exactly 3 weeks out of the academy. The ones to get beat up, get their badge stolen, and punked.... by teens..
Loves to chase and play "cops & robbers" . . Recent Childhood bully victims.
"Man Juwuan, this kid cop ran up on me , Ty ty , and Namio , we whooped his ass and crashed his charger"
The kids who took their stimulus checks & invested it instead of just spending it. They might not actually use the Robinhood investing app, but hey— they might!
These Robinhood kids are putting a bunch of money back into the stock market!
The kid that always brings an ice pack in their lunch. Typically always has the best foods for lunches and will seldom share it. These kids are often quick to anger not only regarding their lunches but also with many other situations that put them in an uncomfortable situation. These kids also follow the trend of growing up with YTV and can be generally very overprotective.
“Dude what did you pack for lunch?”
(Opens bag) “Oh just some leftovers.”
“Aw man an Ice pack? I totally took you for an Ice Pack Kid!”
(Seemingly becoming defensive) “What’s wrong with having an ice pack in my lunch? And no I’m not sharing!”
A stupid child that is full of scabs and picks them. He sounds like squidward mixed with a weird man. He blows ahis nose and people like it and say “yum”. If you are in a class with scabby kid make sure you keep you water bottle with you.
A child conceived during the period of time during the beginning of the pandemic where condoms sold out.
(No Condom Week)
Uncle: what’s wrong with your kid?!
Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid
Or
*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings
Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!
Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you