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deadpool kid

those kids back in like 2016 who swore they watched deadpool but prob didnt

deadpool kid: yo man i just finished deadpool it was so good

person 1: oh ong? fr?

deadpool kid: yea but i cant tell u about it because you're too young

person 1: im like 18 wtf are you smoking idiot

by synonym!? March 17, 2022


deadpool kid

The type of kid to have the shitty one layer, "I'll just say the opposite of what i mean" sarcastic sense of humor that makes you want to fucking die.

This deadpool kid's shitty humor makes me want to die

by anonymous hater 2 January 24, 2022


kid cop

A young buck cop, that is exactly 3 weeks out of the academy. The ones to get beat up, get their badge stolen, and punked.... by teens..
Loves to chase and play "cops & robbers" . . Recent Childhood bully victims.

"Man Juwuan, this kid cop ran up on me , Ty ty , and Namio , we whooped his ass and crashed his charger"

by moneymusicmarijuana April 2, 2015


robinhood kid

The kids who took their stimulus checks & invested it instead of just spending it. They might not actually use the Robinhood investing app, but hey— they might!

These Robinhood kids are putting a bunch of money back into the stock market!

by Robinhoodkid December 7, 2020


Ice Pack Kid

The kid that always brings an ice pack in their lunch. Typically always has the best foods for lunches and will seldom share it. These kids are often quick to anger not only regarding their lunches but also with many other situations that put them in an uncomfortable situation. These kids also follow the trend of growing up with YTV and can be generally very overprotective.

“Dude what did you pack for lunch?”
(Opens bag) “Oh just some leftovers.”
“Aw man an Ice pack? I totally took you for an Ice Pack Kid!”
(Seemingly becoming defensive) “What’s wrong with having an ice pack in my lunch? And no I’m not sharing!”

by JimLahey6/10 September 14, 2022


Scabby Kid

A stupid child that is full of scabs and picks them. He sounds like squidward mixed with a weird man. He blows ahis nose and people like it and say “yum”. If you are in a class with scabby kid make sure you keep you water bottle with you.

Yum scabby kids snots

by Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. April 6, 2019


NCW-Kid

A child conceived during the period of time during the beginning of the pandemic where condoms sold out.

(No Condom Week)

Uncle: what’s wrong with your kid?!

Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid

Or

*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings

Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!

Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you

by nora the explorer January 23, 2022