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when your father went to get the milk and ur mom found a hot woman...
ur mom likes women
perfect comeback to any ur mom jokes
guy1 : ur mom
guy2 (smart): ur mom likes women
A black female who dates black Jewish pimps and is a school nurse
I’m Chiquita like the banana what’s yo name
When that girl is trying to get every dick tho
Person 1:Man that girl is on everybody
Person 2: I know man she hot like a thot
A backhanded compliment poking fun at how skinny/scrawny someone is.
That’s a nice truck but “You look like you can run forever”.
to point out a mess of a house
dame bicth you live like this
<.7.9.7.6.>Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Acts Like Natalie Portman<&>AndA<&> Vice Versa<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Acts Like Natalie Portman<&>AndA<&> Vice Versa<.7.9.7.6.>
When you love someone so much you just can’t get enough of them.
Jessica is so in love with Shaun, when she sees him she’s all over him like a duvet