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Ur mom gaye but it has been infused by Greek mythology
Person 1: What are you doing?
P2: Reading Greek mythology
P1:Ur mom gaia
P2: Then i would be a god
A woman age 27-42 that has a mom butt.
Those yoga pants really show off Misty’s MMB (Millennial Mom Butt).
When your mamma relaxes you for something bad that happens to you.
I just got fired. I needed a mom calm, just needed to talk thing out, and now I'm ready for more!
Once a female gives birth she becomes a overall stronger person- especially physically stronger.
Don’t mess with her she’s got mom strength.
*gets hit by mom*
Damn that sh!t hurt she really got mom strength
When you know your mother is coming over and no matter how clean you keep your house, you need to super clean it for mom's visit.
My mother is visiting from out of state and I need to mom clean before she gets here.
When a smash player walks right into it a Bowser Main f-smash.
Tim MoM checked a Pokémon trainer player while playing his favorite character, bowser.
A person that is a huge bust on something
Person 1:” don’t do that you’ll get hurt”
Person 2: “omg what a mom🙄”