"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"
"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"
(verb)- When one's nuts are hugged by one's vagina.
Bill: "What happened to you with Stacy last night?"
Ted: "Well, I got drunk and Stacy wanted to get freaky so she gave me a nut v-hug."
Nuts that are yours
"Hey, xDSauce, Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Nuts! (HA GOTTEEEE
Another way of saying, "Bollocks!" when something goes wrong.
Oh, Nuts and Boltsacks!
when you bust your balls then you run out of all your nuts like peanuts and almonds but you are left with 14 week old well kept pistachios
man its so sad jaquarius had a great nut catastrophe ,all he had left was 14 week old well kept pistachios
Through the whole year of November you are allowed to nut
Nut November is lit
The straight opposite of the so called event "No Nut November".
No nut november is a event that suggests that all men should avoid not masturbating during the month of november.
Nut November is a campaign that stands for men being allowed to ejaculate during the month of november.
Dude it's Nut november!
Screw no nut november, we're doing Nut november.