White Man's Greed

Used in the context of playing video games with others. Can refer to individuals of non-Caucasian origin

Criteria A:
1) Player 1 is clearly going to die with no chance of survival
2) Player 2, in an attempt to show off or BM, goes after Player 1 for an unnecessary finishing move
3) Player 2 FAILS the finishing move and is harmed/killed in the process, losing their advantage due to greed

Criteria B:
1) Player 1 and Player 2 have similar goals
2) Player 2 attempts to sabotage teammate Player 1 by trying to prevent them from getting the goal
3) Player 1 survives and is not harmed at all
4) Player 2 is the one put at a disadvantage due to his attempt

Example A:
"Damn! Why did I have to chase after you? I could have used that extra life for later!"

"It's the White Man's Greed."

Example B:
"What the hell? No fair! How did you not get hit by that?"

"Hah! Those Fire Flowers are mine now, jerk! Don't succumb to the White Man's Greed next time!"

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The White Power Hour

An old TV show made in the late 70's by the KKK to get young kids happy and get more members

Hey do you want to watch the White Power Hour.
NO IM BLACK YOU STUPID BITCH

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Ron White Postulate

A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."

Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.

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White Washed Walls

When some one masturbates so hard that all the sperm loaded in the tanks comes out and usually sprays out and has been known to change wall colours and even kill people in close range

Wife:i think our wall should hav a new colour im thinking an artistic messey creamey white patel colour. A nice White Washed Walls
Husband:well give me 2 minutes an LCD 52" with high definition and a Jenna Jameson porno and ill make the magic free of charge.
Wife: shud i stay.
Husband no i dnt want to loose u.

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mighty white of you

to behave or act in a manner stereotypically attributed to Caucasians

That was mighty white of you to help with the charity ball.

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snow fucking white

when two girls fornicate while watching snow white

me: what the hell is mel doing in there
Laura: i dont know but all i can hear is snow white
me: SNOW FUCKING WHITE

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blue and white balls

A frustrated state caused by the leafs inaility to win the Stanley Cup in 40+ years.

Joe: Did the leafs make the playoffs?

Bob: No, they choked yet again.

Joe: I can't take it anymore! I'm getting blue and white balls waiting for them!

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