You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

Flese navi dos

Anas way of spelling that word ( a cristmass song )

Flese Navi dos Pedro anus flese da

doing an april

Holding up a bowl's rotation by holding it during a turn and talking to the group.

"Quit doing an april and pass the damn bowl!"

Doing a Moose

When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.

Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!

Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..

what would the bear do

When you don’t know what should be done in a certain situation, just think about the bear and consider the action it would take.

Derek: man I need to break up with Jessica but i don’t know if it’s the right move

Jason: just think man, what would the bear do?

charutinhos do charlie

charutinhos do charlie is an adjective used to identify a charlie fan (also known as charles), a charlie fan has to be weird, stupid and ugly.

oh my god john and his brother are charutinhos do charlie, i can't believe it

doing a kaviru

when you poo in a bag and run across the street with it

"ah man im doing a kaviru today"
"jesus man you're rank"