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When a black guy pretends to creampie a girl. And then busts in her face.
Guy: Im done.
Girl: That was quick.
Guy: Sike. BLACK JACK TACO SURPRISE BITCH!!!!!!!!
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When a black female proceeds to laugh, cackle, and screech at the same time- signalling an impending attack. It is often done by younger black women, but older ones may also do this if provoked.
Black woman: *screeches incredibly loudly to signify attack*
White people: OH SHIT RUN, SHE JUST DID THE BLACK WOMAN ATTACK SCREECH!
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Arguably the best Call Of Duty in the franchise, at least when compared to Modern Warfare 2. The game features a stunning campaign mode (takes place during the 50s-70s) which includes the Bay of Pigs invasion in Cuba, The Uprising of Vorkuta prison, fierce battles in Soviet military bases, and even manning a patrol boat going down a vietnamese river while the Rolling Stones play in the background (and much more).
The Game features a multiplayer mode as well, which was the reason for many breakups and low levels of sexual activity in males ages 16-25. WARNING: This game is highly addictive please play it in a time span given by your doctor.
NooBsn1p3r223: OMG CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS IS SO SWEET!!
IpwnU666: I KNOW!! LETS PLAY IT ALL NIGHT
NooBsn1p3r223: YEEEAH!!
*Both lose girlfriends and die of caffeine intake in the following days*
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From audience participation in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. When dinner (E.T.'s head, or Madonna's clit, or Meatloaf, depending on what the audience says) is served, as the carver slices the meat, the audience yells this.
It's the Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker! It slices, it dices, it even circumcizes!
'Forth' skin, congratulations, you're Jewish! Fifth skin, congratulations, you're a woman!
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another name for the new call of duty black ops
gamer 1: I'm going to play call of duty black ops
gamer 2: so how do you like cock of duty black cocks
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simaler to brown paper bag money its illegal money under the table that is given to strippers..well in exchange for the goods
from brown paper bag money (by dj khaled)
Julez Santana:
this for my niggas getitn brown paper bag money
this for my strippers gettin black plastic bag money
btw, lil wayne verse in that song is so hard.
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Another drinking holiday invented by the Tonight Show.
Todd Leven brought it to Conan's attention that there was no drinking holiday for jews. As it turns out, Todd didn't drink, so he gave their drinking holiday to the black folk.
Thus, Black Jewish drinking day was born.
October 12th is Black Jewish drinking day.
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